Joe Quotes

Joe: I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes. Joe: I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow, and a girl to throw snowballs at. Joe: I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he'd always get me in trouble. Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!" Joe: One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers. Joe: I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot. Joe: I own Donald Trump. Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song, "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on...or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...Hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay I need to figure out what this song means. Joe: It used to bother me that I was shy. I was always the one playing it safe, never coming out of my shell because I was scared. I've grown up. I'm outgoing, and I just like to have fun! Joe: I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth. Joe: I don't drive. I don't have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I dont have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That's the most rock star thing to do, never get your license. Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland. Joe: When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out. Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us. Joe: (talking about how fans react when they see him) Sometimes they freak out and stuff, but it’s not really a big deal. Joe: (replying to a fan that asked him why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time. Joe: (On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers. Joe: I'll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven't actually seen one of [the Harry Potter movies]. I'm going to start. She's like wow, ridiculous. Joe: (talking about how much work singing is) It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it’s worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it’s completely worth it. Joe: My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear! Joe: (about signing autographs) When I'm signing 'Joe Jonas', it's like, Whoa, wow, cool. Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time. Joe: "I Love You" isn't something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You're 200 percent happy and excited. Joe: When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it. Joe: I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her. Joe: Best friends don't date each other's ex girlfriend's. That's just how it rolls. Its the guy code. Joe: Its a lot of fun when I can't quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship. Joe: The best thing a girl can do to show she cares about a guy is to support what he likes to do. Joe: (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) Its a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice. Joe: (talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling. Joe: I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing. Joe: Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top. Joe: (After getting his driver's license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads! Joe: I would invent ice cream that never melts. Joe: (talking about the premiere of High School Musical 2) We are so excited. I’m excited to watch it. I mean, I’m definitely uh, we have to say we are fans of the first one so. Joe: (talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try) I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE… HAPPY FACE. Joe: (talking about his most embarrassing moment) One time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn't realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I'm like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing. Joe: Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I've never kissed a girl who's worn this flavor. If I ever do, I'll let you know if I like it or not. Joe: I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out! Joe: (When asked if he and his brothers really get along) Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day. Joe: I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah. Joe: (About his purity ring) It's basically a part of me. It's cool! Joe: Kevin [Jonas] has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right! Joe: I've dated a couple girls I never met before! Joe: (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car! Joe: (about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin. Joe: I like a girls natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn't have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who have a cool sense of fashion and don't mind standing out a bit. Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken. Joe: The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes, I'm an eyes guy. Joe: (Introducing himself on their facebook video) And I'm book face. THANKS JJWEB.FAN-SITES.ORG FOR THE QUOTESS! I PERSONALLY LOVE THE WEBSITE